US Elections 2024 in Short

I don’t mean panties, but it’s actually shorter than shorts

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What’s Going On with the 2024 U.S. Elections These Days?

Seriously, it’s a circus!

Kamala’s out there trading favors like she’s at a flea market, looking for shout-outs from influencers and endorsements in exchange. I mean, at this point, who knows what’s being offered.

And then there’s Trump, my man, The Winner.

Ever since our last meet-up in Atlantic City back in ’96, he’s been stuck in this Monopoly game, still committed like nobody else.

My wife even jokes that she wishes I were as loyal to her as Trump is to MAGA.

“So, Yanis, what do you do for a living?”

Well, much like Kamala, I do a little sweet-talking. But instead of politics, I charm readers here on Medium.

Just playing both sides, giving Democrats and Republicans equal attention. Isn’t that what all “aspiring writers” are doing here?

“You’ve got a point, Yanis. But how’s your writing?”

Well, let’s just say I’m no AI. Those machines?